The Bob was reading some article to me in the paper on Sunday, not that I was paying a lot of attention, about how couples should share chores equally. I’m equal-opportunity minded, so I waited with not-so-bated breath to hear what he’d say next.
“I have an idea,” he said. “Why don’t you mow the lawn?”
“OK,” I agreed. “And I think you should do the laundry.”
Quiet reigned complete.
I can mow the lawn and have done it many times. He’s never happy with my efforts because of various imperfections like not mowing in ruler-straight lines or the figure eights I weave around the trees. After a few such complaints, I more than happily resigned from mowing the grass in 95 degree temperatures.
Tonight I mow
ed the front and side yards becaues doing it today meant the lawn wouldn’t grow six more inches between now and Thursday, especially since we’ll likely see rain in the next couple days. (The Bob refuses to cut grass if it’s the least little bit wet, swearing we’ll ruin the lawn forever if he does. Like, I doubt it but it’s his excuse, so I go with it.)
And I even mowed in nice diagonal lines, although I think I was supposed to go crosswise this time.
Can you believe someone wrote a book about how to mow your lawn in pretty patterns?
But seriously. It took me about an hour to mow and blow off the sidewalks and back deck. Granted, I didn’t weed-eat (I don’t do windows either). But it took an hour.
Laundry takes about 45 minutes for a load to wash, and maybe the same or a little longer to dry. Plus folding time and then putting it away. On the other hand, my laundry stuff is in the basement, so I’m never standing around in 95 degree temps folding towels.
Which would you rather do? Mow grass or do laundry?